HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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Pagan Community Request
This is a request from the Pagan community and Americans. We celebrate the Sabbat Samhain or Holiday Halloween as a time to honor the dead among other things. This plan originally, was to honor those who lost their lives during the burning times, a tribute to those Pagans and innocent Christians who lost their lives in the name of religion. In view of recent events we have decided that this is a time when the Pagan Community and Americans of all religions need to join together as one, united. Enough people, from all over the world, have died and all for one thing "religion". Most religions teach peace and love for our neighbors, and we as Americans experience the right to worship how we choose is best for us. Lets practice what we try to teach out children and express our rights as Americans. We propose that we do honor the dead on Samhain, the people from near and far that have died because others religious beliefs were forced upon them. It doesn't matter what religion that you practice, we ask that on Halloween day and Samhain Eve that we ALL wear a pink and blue ribbon. Pink for our love of those who have been lost and for this great country that gives us the freedom of religion, and blue for peace. We ask that you pass this to anyone and everyone. Not only on the Internet, print this out and pass it along to friends and neighbors. Mail it to your local TV and radio stations. Wearing these colors does not mean that you are Pagan, it means you are an American. It means that we are tired of religious wars and conflicts. It means we are strong and we stand united as one in the face of those who would force their beliefs on a free and proud people, it means that we feel the loss of all those who have died before us, it means that we will not sit by and watch as others are assaulted and killed, it means we want peace.
Nathan Britesky
LadySpringFire
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Stand United as One and Fight the Fear!

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8. You go "home" to a very small wooden house that's six feet underground, has flowers, and a really big lawn.

With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these helpful hints this and every year.

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.

5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.

6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.

8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, shoot the cat, and then GET THE HELL OUT!

9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just GET THE HELL OUT!

10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.

12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing. Chances are, even if you do know what your doing, your going to end up dead. So don't do it anyway.

13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at east twice, more if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.

15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to he nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.

17. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.

18. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices.

19. Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee with high heels. And carry a flashlight, not a candle.

20. Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard.

21. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.

This is a drawing I did in 1994, when I was still in high school. The ghosts are arranged in a way that they spell out the word GHOSTS

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