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1. Have you ever been standing
in line to pay for something? Me too, but have you ever
been waiting so long that you start changing the time on
your watch? Then the person behind you notices you have a
watch, and asks for the time? And all you can do is say
"Uhhhhmmm... It's just broke!"  |
2. Ever been totally spacing out when someone is talking to you? Then they ask you a question... twice, and on the 3rd time you realize they're saying something but you mishear them so you say, "I'm not pregnant!" | 3. Ever been so
upset that you tried to stomp out of the room, but
tripped and fell instead? Doesn't that ruin the drama of
it all?
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4. Ever have an
ex-boyfriend that cheated on you during your relationship
with him, ask you back out? Ever tell him, "sorry I
can't be with you, I already have a girlfriend."
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| 5. Ever stay
afterschool with a friend, and sit in the school lobby
the whole time? Ever just thought it was the two of you,
so you said "somebody do me!" and then have
you're biology teacher walks by and glares at you? Me
neither. ]
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6. Have your
parents said to you time after time after time that you
look like a "fag" in something you're wearing?
Have you ever just wanted to say to them, "uh.. NO
DUH! Hello??? Anyone home there???!!"  |
7. Ever been
really bored? I mean bored to the point that you've
wondered the slowest, most painful, most weird way to
die? And then someone in a meeting ask you for an answer
to a question? I hate it when that happens!  |
8. Ever been really bored? I mean bored to the point that you've wondered how many pencils you can stick up your nose, eraser first? And just when you have two pencils in each nostril, you sneeze and hit your art teacher or boss, in the back of their head with the most booger covered pencil that you had up your nose? Ugggh... bummer. | |
| 9. have you ever talked to more than one person at a time online? Have you ever talked to one person about the other online? Have you ever mixed up the messages so that the one you're talking about get the message about them? So the message that says "John is totally hot!" is sent to John? | 10. Have you ever
gone streaking down a street at 10 PM at night, with no
trees around? Have you ever had a car go by with their
headlights on and the people in the car yell at you,
"NICE HEADLIGHTS!!" ?
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11. Have you ever written a paper that you had to pass in on a certain subject? Have you ever not been focused on writing that paper so that when you pass it in it has little words in it that have nothing to do with the subject of the paper? Ever get it back, graded, and all those little words are circled in RED? | 12. Have you ever
thrown up on a merry-go-round, because it was going too
fast?
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