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Cowboys
Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar. They're tired and worn out from a long day and were having a couple of longnecks; just relaxing and watching the women go by. This really beautiful brunette walks by and the two cowboys look at her, tip their hats back a little, look at each other, smile and one of them says, "I'll give her a 3."The other cowboy nods slowly, and says, "Yep. She's a 3 for sure."Little while later another woman, this time a fantastic-looking redhead, comes walking by in front of them. The first cowboy looks her up and down, smiles, takes a sip from his beer and says to the second cowboy, "Well, I think that one must be a 4." The second cowboy agrees and says, "Yep. She sure is a 4."Time passes on and the cowboys are still sipping their beers, just watching folks pass. Across the room comes this absolutely gorgeous, drop-dead beautiful blonde. As she comes near them, they both straighten up and tip their hats back a little for a better look. First cowboy smiles real wide, looks at his pal and says, "Wow! That one has got to be a 6." The second cowboy nods slowly, grins, and says, "Yep. Definitely a 6." Well, the woman hears them and she was not amused. She turns around sharply and comes right up to the two grinning cowboys. She looks the first one in the eye and says, "Excuse me. But are you two actually standing there rating women?" The cowboys look kind a embarrassed - looking down at their boots and they both nod. One of them says, "Well, yes ma'am, we are, but you don't understand..." She is real mad now and looks at the cowboy and says, "Well, I'll have you know I've been rated far higher than that by far better than you." And the second cowboy says, "But, ma'am, you really don't understand!" And she says, "Well, what is it I don't understand? Here you are, rating women. I understand that!"And the first cowboy says, "But ma'am, we use a different kind a rating system."The blonde says, "Oh? And what would that be? No one has ever rated me a six before!"And the second cowboy says, "Well, we use the Budweiser method, ma'am."So, she asks, "What the heck is the Budweiser method?"And the first cowboy smiles, looks at her and says real slowly, "Well ma'am, that's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull you off my face."
A cowboy and an indian are riding across the prairie. The indian stops, gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Buffalo come". The cowboy says, "Wow, that's good, how did you know that?" The Indian replies, "Ear sticky!"
3 Cowboys
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.""Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello." "I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now." Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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